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There’s a short answer to the question “Why is there an obesity epidemic in the USA?”. Essentially, you can live your entire life without having to get out of your seat, and shitty, unhealthy food is not only ubiquitous, but … Continue reading →

As anyone who’s ever lived with me, visited me, or had me stay at their house for more than an hour knows, I’m not a naturally clean & tidy person. It’s probably fair to call me a lazy, neglectful swine. … Continue reading →

I was in love with this place long before I set foot in it. This was mostly due to the tantalizing bird’s-eye view offered by Bing Maps, which sustained me through the last couple of weeks at work in Melbourne. It’s … Continue reading →

I’m fairly content having a vague awareness of the details of my bowel movements. Frankly, as long as I’m having them, I’m fine without any details. Australian toilets understand this – they are designed so that one needn’t be confronted … Continue reading →